The white stuff dumps on suburbia in winter and shovels in hands, men take to the streets, back and side yards, driveways and front walks to do what they can to dig out. Some shovel neatly, others meander about while talking to neighbors, clearing and piling as one thing is apparent for those who care to notice it; the better a man shovels the better his sexual prowess.
As an extension of a ready hard penis, men hold their shovels aloft at the ready, to plunge into the deep drifts, piston their arms holding their instruments to rip apart, rend asunder, to plow through, take away and leave a gaping hole to step in, to in effect fuck in the bracing cold air and lay claim once again to what is there’s.
Could anything be anymore sexual or reflect any better a man’s sexual animas, how sturdy his shovel, how expert his thrust, how much stamina and strength he has?
Will his back serve him well so he might come out and come again another day to plunder the white wet stuff, waiting, soft like the most welcoming cunt he has ever had the pleasure of patting his gloved warm hand across?
The suburban shovel is the very picture of manhood, aiding a time-honored rite of passage for all testosterone-added youth and would even his testicles be all but raisin size when he comes in from the cold and fucking the last thing from his mind, he still has done his duty for his family and shown the neighborhood he is a man’s man.
Snow-blowers do not detract for his potential penis power. The rumble, the ejaculation of snow-often times across a man’s face-the steering of such power takes a manly spirit as well. Just because he is aided with what he uses to plow doesn’t mean the man is any less virile, as he can use sex toys to facilitate his woman’s orgasm or watch porn with her to enhance the mood, the man will use a snow-blower, a big broom, even welcome the industry of his neighbor to help him clear his walk and get his car out, as he would gladly help his friend.
There is no honor in a half-plowed walk, in a job undone, in a car left under for a week. Nothing reveals a limp dick more then the snow-bound house of an able-bodied guy. How his neighbors pity the unsatisfied woman inside who obviously needs to diddle her own clit because her man cannot satisfy her as he has proven he can’t even shovel his walk.
