Sometimes many of us find ourselves wondering what exactly Porn stars might be like in their every day of the week lives when they are not busy appearing live, naked and having hot sex in real time for our viewing pleasure and enjoyment on our trusty little personal computers.

Let’s just stop and think about this for a moment. Do you really and truly expect to see a porn star just bursting out of her tight blouse in the cereal aisle when you are shopping for your oatmeal at your local supermarket or big box store? Ever see a porn star waiting on line at the local motor vehicle agency with all the other poor bastards to renew her driver’s license, get some new license plates, or a new registration? How about riding on a commuter bus, train, or light rail along with the rest of us as we travel to work or school? Do they don a plain looking disguise and blend in with the rest of us? Or do they only go to secret and swell places where average looking un-enhanced people are not allowed?

Suppose we could tag them like they do with the tigers on the old wild kingdom type shows. Then we could follow them around in their natural habitats and see where they go, what they eat, how they behave and who they spend their time with when they are not busy being the meat and potatoes of our illicit, private, late night fantasies.

As much as all of the above sounds like a fantastic project for some adventurous and expert private investigator, do we really need to know after all? Isn’t it enough that they don their cute fake names and bare their cute derrieres to have live sex for us to watch whenever we choose to do so.

Sometimes the more elusive the species, the more fascinating they happen to be.